My favourite solution for the Fermi paradox is that we're a remote and purposefully uncontacted civilisation, monitored from a distance by the intergalactic equivalent of FUNAI.

Life's to short to hold grudges. That's why I try to reserve mine for immortal beings such as vampires, long-dead philosophers, and corporations.

Tang Seng on his return to Chang'an (probably): "Ultimately, while invaluable in their own right, these newly discovered texts raise more questions than they answer."

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So I've been away for a month because the queues for my server got clogged up and I put off doing the necessary maintenance until now. What did I miss?

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Ignorant Westerner: I love Chinese food!

Me, an expert extraordaire in Chinese language and civilisation: Actually you'll find that the proper translation is not "Chinese food" but "food of China".

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How do you pronounce the "Hbf" in the names of German train stations? Wrong answers only please.